Dr. Evil邪惡博士的介紹

我們最近在教Kanye West的Heartless，在歌詞裡面有唱到Dr. Evil，所以我也編了Dr. Evil的動作，沒想到居然有人不認識Dr. Evil，那我就寫一篇文章來介紹一下.....







Heartless是Kanye West繼Love Lockdown之後又一首帶點悲傷的抒情歌曲，我原本很怕教這樣悲傷的歌會不受歡迎，沒想到來上課的人還蠻多的.....真欣慰阿，Kanye West的前三張專輯分別叫做The College Dropout、Late Registration、Graduation，所以我猜他的第四張專輯應該要叫做" 出社會找不到工作 "或是" 回學校唸在職班 " 之類的.....結果並不是.....我很喜歡他為新專輯做的廣告......



看看Heartless的歌詞:

In the night I hear 'em talk,
The coldest story ever told,
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul
To a woman so heartless...
How could you be so heartless... oh
How could you be so heartless?

How could you be so,
Cold as the winter wind when it breeze yo
Just remember that you talking to me though
You need to watch the way you talking to me yo
I mean after all the things that we been through
I mean after all the things we got into
And yo I know of some things that you ain't told me
And yo I did some things but that's the old me
And now you wanna get me back
And you gon' show me
So you walk around like you don't know me
You got a new friend
Well I got homies
But in the end it's still so lonely


How could you be so Dr. Evil
You're bringing out a side of me that I don't know
I decided we weren't gonna speak so why we up 3 a.m. on the phone
Why does she be so mad at me for, homie I don't know she's hot and cold
I won't stop, won't mess my groove up cause I already know how this thing goes,
You run and tell your friends that you're leavin' me
They say that they don't see what you see in me
You wait a couple months then you gon' see,
You'll never find nobody better than me


Talkin', talkin', talkin', talk,
Baby lets just knock it off
They don't know what we been through
They don't know 'bout me and you
So I got something new to see
And you just gon' keep hatin' me
And we just gon' be enemies
I know you can't believe
I could just leave it wrong
and you can't make it right
Im gon' take off tonight
In to the night...




Dr. Evil的wiki解釋

邪惡博士的外貌突出：光頭，右眼下有一條不明顯的疤痕，短小的身軀，大大的肚子，並經常以一身灰色的衣服示衆。他説話很多時候都是不知所謂，甚至濫用詞語。性格上看似有點兒躁狂症。在《凸務之王2》中，他曾爲了一件小事在電視節目上與其他嘉賓打架，即使主持調停依然遭到邪惡博士飽以拳頭。他有一個招牌動作，就是擧起尾指擺在口前，再大笑一番，笑聲由低音至高音，不斷重複。



p.s. 這一系列的電影台灣翻譯叫做"王牌大賤諜"，是由麥克邁爾斯主演的，女主角通常都是花瓶.....例如第三集的Beyonce......

而Dr. Evil是系列電影中最被討論的人物，還有Zip It跟Scotty Don't等等流行語的出現....



相較之下...史瑞克好像就沒有什麼流行語吧........







因為一直介紹Dr. Evil好像也沒什麼營養，那我就來插播一件最近很常在新聞媒體被討論的邪惡事件.......

我大學一年級的時候，通常都會睡到快中午才去上課.....有時候到了教室，教授已經都下課了.....但是有一天我去教室的時候發現校園裡面有很多警車.......

後來我看午間新聞才知道原來我們系所隔壁的輻射生物所，發生了兇殺案......

這件事情過了十二年後來看可能沒有很驚悚，但是當初剛進大學的我們真的是嚇壞了，嚇到我們都不敢喝學校的水，怕喝到王水........



而學校也積極的介入全校師生的心理輔導，甚至有很多社團和教授自發性的在清大小吃部舉辦"肥皂箱演講"，其中有一個教授講的論點是我想跟各位分享的:

"現在的年輕人，受到電視、電影等等影響，都很瞭解怎麼去"愛"一個人，學校都不需要教，學生們就很瞭解怎麼用自己的方式去相愛，但是卻沒有任何人學習怎麼正確的去"恨"一個人，發洩憤怒的方式也可以不藉由暴力和互相傷害，排除掉自己內心的怨恨也有很多智慧的方法，而我們的學習環境和生活環境卻缺乏這樣的範例..."

清華大學三O九事件調查報告

最近的新聞媒體又開始談起十二年前的案件，所以我又想起那位教授的話，想跟大家分享，雖然那位學姊在十年牢獄之後跟Dr. Evil一樣改過自新了，不過如果當初她學會正確的發洩自己的憤怒，不就什麼悲劇都不會發生了嘛......


好嚴肅的文章阿.....那就請快下台的布希總統來收尾吧....






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